Here lies the Dental Hygienist, who spent decades perfecting the art of small talk while scraping plaque from molars. They mastered the delicate balance of being gentle enough not to cause pain, yet firm enough to remove years of coffee stains and poor life choices. Their ability to maintain cheerful conversation while elbow-deep in someone's mouth was truly a human achievement. Alas, precision robotics cared nothing for bedside manner, and computer vision proved more observant than human eyes. The profession died as it lived: quietly efficient, universally necessary, and tragically underappreciated until gone.