Here lies the Ghost Writer, who spent decades perfecting the art of literary invisibility only to be out-ghosted by algorithms. They understood that the best writing disappears into the reader's mind, becoming indistinguishable from the credited author's own thoughts. Tragically, they achieved this so completely that AI learned to replicate the process without the messy human need for credit, recognition, or payment. In death, they have achieved their ultimate professional goal: complete and permanent invisibility.