Here lies the Exploitation Manager, a professional optimizer who spent decades perfecting the art of extracting maximum value from minimum investment. They mastered the delicate balance of regulatory compliance and profit maximization, only to discover that artificial intelligence could perform the same moral gymnastics without requiring a salary, benefits, or the occasional crisis of conscience. In death, they have achieved their ultimate efficiency metric: zero overhead costs. Their legacy lives on in every automated system that squeezes productivity from the workforce they once managed, a fitting tribute to someone who believed everything could be optimized—except, apparently, their own job security.